I had the exact same frustration until I discovered Paybis' Melania Coin https://paybis.com/buy-melania-coin/ purchase option. It's completely different from Uniswap - you can buy MELANIA directly with credit/debit cards or bank transfers, no wallet connections needed. What makes this work is the fixed-rate system. You see the exact amount of MELANIA you'll receive before confirming, with no surprises from slippage. The tokens arrive in your external wallet in about 2 minutes, and they even provide a transaction receipt for tracking. After testing with a small purchase, I've used it multiple times without issues. For political meme coins like this, having actual customer support makes all the difference compared to anonymous DEXs.